Thanksgiving’s Funniest Jokes

Here are Thankgiving’s funniest jokes… well not really. Perhaps just a good collection of funny Thanksgiving jokes for your family and friends.

These are all taken from various sources on the internet. Thanks!

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks

Q: Why do turkeys always gobble?
A: They haven’t been taught good table manners!

Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

Q: Who isn’t hungry on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.

Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I’m stuffed!

Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language

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